Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs

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    CAST
    Katie Marovitch
    Grant O'Brien
    Siobhan Thompson
    Cynthia Kao
    Zac Oyama
    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Katie Marovitch
    Producer - Nick Sala
    Production Coordinator/Supervisor - Brandon Raman
    Intern - Caroline Bible
    DP - Luc Delamare
    1st AC - Tracy Ip
    2nd AC - Scott Sison
    Gaffer - Adam Lee
    Key Grip - Kelsey Taylor
    Production Designer - Jacob Boyett
    Hair & Make Up - Kathleen Pardo
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
    Director of Production - Sam Sparks
    Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
    Editor - Sam Geer
    Visual Effects - TJ Gonzalez
    Post Supervisor - Stephanie Zorn
    Post Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Head Assistant Editor - Zachary Almeida

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Robert Harinarain
Robert Harinarain

Think i learned how to do more types of drugs now

Pred 16 hodinami
P N
P N

lmao she changed her clothes at 2:07

Pred 20 hodinami
JordanPlayz
JordanPlayz

Did not even eat the blueberry out of the vodka

Pred dňom
Harrison Fackrell
Harrison Fackrell

*I think she's dead* _Ugh, what a hypocrite_

Pred 2 dňami
Pancake Person
Pancake Person

How tf do I get zach's hair

Pred 3 dňami
Rahul Dhargalkar
Rahul Dhargalkar

Zac is hot. More hot than scruffy Grant 🔥

Pred 4 dňami
NEwbie Pie
NEwbie Pie

You see illumanati on the tv right

Pred 4 dňami
Sage Markham
Sage Markham

I don’t think this is a shared experience, but god I wish it was

Pred 5 dňami
The referencer
The referencer

420 31469420 Your going the scam me the 3rd

Pred 6 dňami
I'm wierd
I'm wierd

Omg everybody look at the tv behind her at 2:20 , somebody call shane dawson

Pred 7 dňami
Dr bacon 0907
Dr bacon 0907

I like the "still" in the thumbnail

Pred 7 dňami
Ya Like SCP's?
Ya Like SCP's?

This video makes me feel better that I will probably die from obesity and not a overdose

Pred 7 dňami
ŚāţůřñBłöøm
ŚāţůřñBłöøm

d r u g s

Pred 7 dňami
Pootis Hoovy
Pootis Hoovy

I mean she is blonde

Pred 8 dňami
A Boy Plays
A Boy Plays

🤦🏽‍♂️ First of all french fries are made of potatoes and potatoes come from a plant and that plant comes from the ground and they’re probably deep-fried and corn oil and corn oil comes from corn And that corn comes from fucking plants

Pred 10 dňami
AmethystEyes
AmethystEyes

Notice they left out marijuana... I see you there college humor. Good one! 👍🏻

Pred 11 dňami
Jon White
Jon White

That's the whole reason I eat healthy and exercise. It's to supposedly undo the damage I'm doing to my body with excess recreational drugs. I recommend it. You get the best of both worlds.

Pred 11 dňami
Tyler Peyton
Tyler Peyton

It’s just funny because I’m a recovering addict and so is my mom. And my mom was the lady who ate naturally, took EVERY supplement in the world, talked about health all day but she shot heroin and smoked crack.

Pred 12 dňami
Josh Bjorstrom
Josh Bjorstrom

*someone actually does the thing at the end*

Pred 12 dňami
Asmr With Emme
Asmr With Emme

Why is Katie always the one who dose drugs

Pred 13 dňami
Nicoo Karzy
Nicoo Karzy

I love how Katie was like hyping up the blueberries and she'll even have them

Pred 14 dňami
Positive Vibe
Positive Vibe

What

Pred 15 dňami
health friend
health friend

Nice video

Pred 15 dňami
Bodhisman
Bodhisman

This is so fantastically accurate for our whole generation, ty

Pred 15 dňami
Splashstorm04
Splashstorm04

tbh most recreational drugs (even heroin) are safer than alcohol lol

Pred 15 dňami
Egg
Egg

*KaTiE ArE YOu oK?*

Pred 16 dňami
Lorenzo Kenway
Lorenzo Kenway

How many people have friends like this

Pred 18 dňami
Avocado Cracker
Avocado Cracker

This video actually scared me

Pred 19 dňami
Joey Down
Joey Down

Why is this me. Lol

Pred 19 dňami
DarthTeehee
DarthTeehee

2:52 is it me or does her face look like a dude's face.

Pred 20 dňami
Maxi
Maxi

Juummm xD

Pred 21 dňom
Cameron Dick
Cameron Dick

Btw I hate these people RIL

Pred 21 dňom
THE Batman
THE Batman

She didn't eat the blueberries.

Pred 23 dňami
Juice Goose
Juice Goose

Katie doesn’t act like this in sketches now :( she’s not being as funny anymore :(

Pred 24 dňami
deuelmeb!tch
deuelmeb!tch

The wipe crem DOS not open you're mind

Pred 25 dňami
zac aycock
zac aycock

i have a co worker that shamed me about eating salad that wasn't organic then proceeded to talk about how she did acid with her boyfriend the day before....this shit actually happens

Pred 27 dňami
Gab A
Gab A

ok so whats healthyer ... a mcdonals processed food eating cigarette smoking pig or a healthy food concious cigarette smoking lean person ? If you think eating a shity diet when your a drug adict, smoke or an alcoholic isnt worse ... then wtf ! ? If anything, thats a time when you need to eat eaven beter !

Pred 29 dňami
Nelda Rubio
Nelda Rubio

i actually know people like this. theyre all about being vegan. they dont do hard drugs, but they drink, smoke pot and hookah.

Pred mesiacom
Smol demon angel child
Smol demon angel child

She never ate the blueberries. That makes me sad

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Hannah Saul
Hannah Saul

In the same vein (heh), people who looove preaching about how cannabis is a cure-all because their cold cleared up eventually or whatever. Just admit you do drugs because you like it, mate.

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Nicoolio
Nicoolio

I dont relate to this at all

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gentlemen.
gentlemen.

0:56 Basically every vegan who didn’t do their research... ever...

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Ben and Sam
Ben and Sam

Where even did her salad go

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Rogue Agent
Rogue Agent

Did she ever teach that 6 AM yoga class?

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toe knee
toe knee

Christ I really want some cocaine now...

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kiyomiku
kiyomiku

She looks very pretty with hair tied up like that

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Miss Lollipop
Miss Lollipop

1,2 Kicked out of school 3,4 Snort some more 5,6 Need my fix 7,8 It's too late

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Rayvn7
Rayvn7

...Of course, in actual reality, if the wine is organic and properly made then it will have no negative effects.

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Balfour Wheatley
Balfour Wheatley

Lol im not a super vegan. But i do eat healthy and take drugs! Great video!

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Luke Rieff
Luke Rieff

*OH WHAT A HYPOCRITE* Ohh well then

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CiTVFan2000 X
CiTVFan2000 X

If you look at the TV on 2:20 you can see the illuminati!

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marcrobinson010
marcrobinson010

Anybody know where I can score some of them drugs??.....asking for a friend lol

Pred mesiacom
Jack Hibner
Jack Hibner

I have so much in common with her minus the healthy part

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Mario Habib
Mario Habib

Comments 1% about opinions 99% she didn't eat her blueberries

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Muhammad Elkhedr
Muhammad Elkhedr

1%this

Pred 20 dňami
Kan kan Katie
Kan kan Katie

She didn’t even eat the blueberries 😂

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Shade Wilson
Shade Wilson

You can't digest most plant matter causing stomach problems

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hfredydl
hfredydl

Siobhan ❤️

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Autumn Rose
Autumn Rose

Wait.... is this about Pisces?

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Mr. FREELOADER
Mr. FREELOADER

I'm never trusting smart and healthy people again

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Random Taco
Random Taco

That went from 0 to 100, very fast...

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IHy TV
IHy TV

A little over the top but funny

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hell nerd
hell nerd

My last name is almeida

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Richard Vu
Richard Vu

Zach is rlly cute...

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DRUG LORD
DRUG LORD

God darn hippies

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Animalspirit 2128
Animalspirit 2128

Shes not even doing good drugs

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Uhm Okay
Uhm Okay

i want this to be me in 2019

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Firman N
Firman N

Is that Hippie way?

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Larebear57 !
Larebear57 !

Who else didn’t get the ending?

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ZombieCatman369
ZombieCatman369

WARNING AT END THERES A JUMPSCARE (ITS A GHOST)

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Larry Lewinsohn
Larry Lewinsohn

Katie ruins this channel :(

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Elie Vorel
Elie Vorel

i love how the girl at the end seems low-key VERY happy about Katie's death

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steph baybiie
steph baybiie

As a former addict, they know a lot about how to do heroin for non-drug using people......

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Bethany Francia
Bethany Francia

Like my stepmom preaches about healthy diets...while eating bacon fat, mayonnaise and butter, and drinks a ton of beer. She always has an excuse on how it's good for you. I don't care if it is a grass fed pig or organic butter. In no shape or form is meat grease/fat or butter HEALTHY food options 🙄🙄

Pred mesiacom
Bismuth Crystal
Bismuth Crystal

Vodka does indeed have a lot of calories. One shot (1.5 fluid ounces) is roughly one hundred calories. However, your body does burn calories metabolizing alcohol. So it gets tricky. Too tricky for me. But yeah. Truth.

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Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

Grant looked so innocent at 1:05

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Dabadibadooba
Dabadibadooba

Lol she didn't eat the blueberries

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The Serpent King
The Serpent King

0:48 Literally doesn’t even eat the blueberries.

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Aken Adorza
Aken Adorza

Katie scares me...

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Shimmer *
Shimmer *

The shit that she own gotta wait till you grown

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Shimmer *
Shimmer *

The shit that she own,gotta wait till you grown

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Oh Yeah yeah
Oh Yeah yeah

Fine YouTube I watched it. Are you happy now?

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Kristina Hall
Kristina Hall

I always pack a healthy vegan meal cashews organic locally-grown cherry tomatoes low-calorie balsamic vinegar romaine lettuce I drink plenty of water and exercise for an hour everyday every night I meditate to calming pan flute music. And on my way to my job as a volunteer at a nonprofit organization I stop at the gas station to huff fumes. Everything I just typed was a lie except for huffing the gas station fumes

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Enjoy eating that gluten filled hamburger bun, Miss Celiac Disease.

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Thetexan Rhino
Thetexan Rhino

Music was nice touch

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Nicoo Karzy
Nicoo Karzy

I like how Katie was talking up blueberries but she didn't even eat them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pred 2 mesiacmi
The Danger
The Danger

1:21 *The Best Part of College Humor Ever*

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Trash Fails/bloopers
Trash Fails/bloopers

420 blaze it

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Charles Canlom
Charles Canlom

Ginger ALE

Pred 2 mesiacmi
jared timmerman
jared timmerman

Is this when Katie’s cocaine joke started?

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Adam Victor Nazareth Brandizzi
Adam Victor Nazareth Brandizzi

2:41: "I think she's dead!" 2:46 "Hi, it's Katie Marovitch [...]" It was a like but I'm too happy to have you back to be angry!

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Cardin Tran
Cardin Tran

FBI OPEN UP

Pred 2 mesiacmi
DELTAGUN7674
DELTAGUN7674

What was grant holding when he was talking about dessert

Pred 2 mesiacmi
DELTAGUN7674
DELTAGUN7674

Like it looks like a giants toenail

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Elec Knight
Elec Knight

Heh...HIGH and mighty...

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Michael Hale
Michael Hale

Anyone notice the Illuminati at 2:20

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Raiviee Dawn
Raiviee Dawn

Advice? My best friend is a vegan and gluten-free but does lean, molly, and Xanax. Not including occasional weed and alcohol.

Pred 2 mesiacmi
MOBROOKS
MOBROOKS

It wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t true. Half of the “vegans” I know smoke weed. Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahha

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Deborah Nyirabunyenyeri
Deborah Nyirabunyenyeri

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cusing

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Dozo
Dozo

anyone else want to speedball now holy shit

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Davia Sturgis
Davia Sturgis

wtf......

Pred 2 mesiacmi
Ross IsBOSS
Ross IsBOSS

Whip itz for life

Pred 3 mesiacmi

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