The Straightest Dude Ever

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    CAST
    John - John Milhiser
    Ally Beardsley
    Grant O'Brien
    Raphael Chestang
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch
    Party Background -
    Curtis Kingsley
    Meghan Smith
    Paul Martin
    Jason Nguyen
    Chris Schuchert
    Frankie McLafferty
    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Jessica Ross
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    1st AC -Chris MacDonald
    2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard

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Chipinal O4LATKO
Chipinal O4LATKO

so gey

Pred 26 minútami
Name
Name

need me to fix a fuse box? lmfao that was hilarious

Pred hodinou
Dwan63
Dwan63

Dude is so straight he even drives straight across a round-about.

Pred 14 hodinami
ottoman Turk
ottoman Turk

just found out that im a staightest dude XD except for the pants thing :P you know all my closest friends are like that and i cant just pick but these kinds of people, ohh and we dont act that cool :P

Pred 17 hodinami
*Miraak of Argonia*
*Miraak of Argonia*

"I'm not straight,I'm curved"

Pred 17 hodinami
Eee Eee
Eee Eee

Too straight for world

Pred 18 hodinami
TheNoobKing 144
TheNoobKing 144

Is it wrong that I do this all the time except asking for a lighter?

Pred 19 hodinami
alexeskimo
alexeskimo

that lesbian chick’s voice is deeper than mine

Pred dňom
Goof Ball
Goof Ball

Damn thats me o.o Note to self, be more humble

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π means nothing
π means nothing

Half reping the chin up? 😕😬

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MatrixWarrior98
MatrixWarrior98

That pullup in the beginning looked pretty weak haha

Pred 2 dňami
Dester OP
Dester OP

I don't get it.

Pred 3 dňami
robot
robot

THERE’S LITERALLY A GUY NAMED JOHN AT MY SCHOOL AND HE’S JUST LIKE THIS DKKSNCKAIWN

Pred 3 dňami
DESTROYER DESTRUCTION
DESTROYER DESTRUCTION

This guy 100% represents a dude in my class. Fucking 100% it's not even funny!

Pred 3 dňami
Corinne Wiedemann
Corinne Wiedemann

Two dudes, chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart cause they’re not gay!

Pred 3 dňami
Antoine Borel
Antoine Borel

2:56 that acting was really impressive

Pred 3 dňami
Umesh Dhaked
Umesh Dhaked

why there is so many mosquito in my room ? anyone knows ?

Pred 3 dňami
LilJordan
LilJordan

hes reached new heights in douchebaggetness??, i believe dudes gay, acts very gay

Pred 4 dňami
Aezthetik
Aezthetik

should’ve had him go home to his boyfriend and have the boyfriend ask “hey babe, how was the party?” at the end. missed opportunity smh

Pred 4 dňami
attacklegion
attacklegion

this had a dark turn...

Pred 4 dňami
Chris G
Chris G

That is just racist towards straight people.

Pred 5 dňami
Turtle Queen
Turtle Queen

Usually ppl like this are closeted gAy lol

Pred 5 dňami
Eadaoin Long
Eadaoin Long

Anyone else getting a little bit of a gay vibe?

Pred 5 dňami
Suspendius
Suspendius

This any guy from my town in Denmark. I guess Americans are very feminine.

Pred 5 dňami
Emo Imo
Emo Imo

Whatever you say, retard.

Pred 15 hodinami
RON FUCKING SWASON
RON FUCKING SWASON

Is this a video a personal 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤?

Pred 6 dňami
Diomidis Mavridis
Diomidis Mavridis

0:19 *(metal music)*

Pred 7 dňami
Mohammed Kayed
Mohammed Kayed

i love this

Pred 8 dňami
TJ Scott
TJ Scott

Can we add S for straight to the LGBT community? Not including us is discrimination. Lolol, but for real tho... put me in, Coach.

Pred 8 dňami
Zanman
Zanman

So true

Pred 9 dňami
JDHED1
JDHED1

I'm so straight that I don't eat P-NUT BUTTER.....for obvious reasons😉

Pred 9 dňami
Sean B
Sean B

He better have some Chris Reeve and Hinderer knives in his collection, not just a bunch of Cold Steel Espadas.

Pred 10 dňami
Jet Alarcon
Jet Alarcon

panasonic??

Pred 12 dňami
Richard Miroslawki
Richard Miroslawki

What's wrong with being straight

Pred 12 dňami
WillCo Gaming
WillCo Gaming

He's bending his elbows... HIS ARMS ARE GAY.

Pred 13 dňami
DARTHASH PIE
DARTHASH PIE

I m the straight guy

Pred 13 dňami
RageHorizon
RageHorizon

The guy they chose to portray the straight guy is unironically ithe naturally gayest guy I've ever seen

Pred 15 dňami
George Johns
George Johns

Ive watched this like 7 time in a month lolol

Pred 15 dňami
Leigh
Leigh

I was expecting him to come out as gay at the end

Pred 17 dňami
p246784
p246784

I found him more as an retard than straight guy

Pred 17 dňami
Bidyut Bikash Talukdar Bidyut
Bidyut Bikash Talukdar Bidyut

i m straighter than y=mx+c

Pred 17 dňami
Пробел Ц
Пробел Ц

Isn’t is y=mx+b the slope is m and b is the y-intercept

Pred 13 dňami
George Cross
George Cross

You see, it’s an analogy.

Pred 18 dňami
ChompChompNomNom
ChompChompNomNom

Why does he talk and move like a gay person then

Pred 18 dňami
Kyle Wilhelmsen
Kyle Wilhelmsen

I may know how to fix a light switch, but I ain't one...

Pred 19 dňami
SHYLA HANNAH
SHYLA HANNAH

was I the only one who tried to click the portrait ok only me?

Pred 19 dňami
Applesauce Banana
Applesauce Banana

“I’m straight” “So are spaghetti noodles until they get wet”

Pred 20 dňami
Phantom Lord
Phantom Lord

Don't u hate it when the douchebags gets laid more then you?

Pred 20 dňami
not hiding
not hiding

'The straightest dude ever' should be retitled as 'the most alpha acting beta dude ever'. I wonder what would happen if a conservative channel posted a video of stereotypical jokes targeting homosexuals? Hippocracy is strong with betas. FYI it's not right vs left or conservative vs liberal, it is alpha vs beta. Move beyond the divide to discover both sides serve as a divisional force for the masses. Alpha and beta are merely social constructs inhibiting the process of self-actualization.

Pred 20 dňami
Zach Kabia
Zach Kabia

not hiding There are already many stereotypes of gay people. It’s expected. The comedy of this video is taking a regular concept and turning it on it’s head,

Pred 4 dňami
Olivia Levia
Olivia Levia

Plot twist John is actualy gay

Pred 21 dňom
ju5tinpyne
ju5tinpyne

this is the funniest college humor skit i've seen in years

Pred 22 dňami
HI How are you?
HI How are you?

I'm so straight I use guns instead knives.

Pred 23 dňami
Abhishek
Abhishek

I'm straighter then the pole your Mom dances on.

Pred 24 dňami
Dank Matter
Dank Matter

How original

Pred 20 dňami
AdNO
AdNO

how is smackin someones dick straight, tf, he gae asf

Pred 25 dňami
Noah Nera
Noah Nera

I accept that your straight but stop being an asshole

Pred 25 dňami
xEvoVvM
xEvoVvM

I’m not even closa to being retarded i woold hava passed tha test mate,but i lost ma milk and that’s what makes tha brain work

Pred 26 dňami
Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

*ThE StRuGgLe iS ReAl*

Pred 26 dňami
Riley Ortiz
Riley Ortiz

Straight pride

Pred 26 dňami
ilman rasheed
ilman rasheed

Someone give that straight dude a knife......I wanna see what he does with it haha

Pred 27 dňami
Creator-Sama
Creator-Sama

The thing is one of the Gayest folk I've ever known about is named John JOHN LAURENS

Pred 27 dňami
saphie
saphie

Man I’ve always wanted a straight best friend like that 😩👊

Pred 27 dňami
Chris Aplin
Chris Aplin

I'd watch this video again but I'm scared I'll start reading the comments.

Pred 28 dňami
Evan Ketzal
Evan Ketzal

seems hes actually a closeted gay and thats why he acts like that just so no one suspects a thing, like those bully's who just bully about being gay but at the end their the ones who are gay and just afraid everyone will judge them for that HAHAHAH thats what this guy seems like HAHAHAH

Pred 28 dňami
Evan Ketzal
Evan Ketzal

idk it reminded me about a movie that was about that, a comedy one, so i was just visioning that, and it was funny to me hahahaha, nothing against anyone, but it didnt seem that funny this video to me, maybe a little wierd thats all

Pred 17 dňami
Dank Matter
Dank Matter

Why do you find that so funny

Pred 20 dňami
deku doki
deku doki

Tryig to fool my family that I’m still straight like

Pred 29 dňami
Casey Weisman
Casey Weisman

its funny cuz hes actually gay

Pred 29 dňami
I learned how not to be jealous!
I learned how not to be jealous!

Those girls look gay

Pred 29 dňami
I learned how not to be jealous!
I learned how not to be jealous!

+Dank Matter realy? They realy look gay

Pred 20 dňami
Dank Matter
Dank Matter

One of them is

Pred 20 dňami
tard guard
tard guard

Ahead of their time

Pred mesiacom
Sweet Minutiae
Sweet Minutiae

The Target version of Buzzfeed😂

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Addie Hinton-Miller
Addie Hinton-Miller

This is literally my high school

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Naþan Ø
Naþan Ø

You might say that he *Read more*

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spyder 220
spyder 220

My new rival

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Reece Taylor
Reece Taylor

The guy with glasses reminds me of gary from legends of tomorrow

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Iul San
Iul San

The sad part at the end is actually comming true in our society today where straight white males are demonized by the media and the left political extremists.

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Dank Matter
Dank Matter

Dude dont

Pred 20 dňami
Iul San
Iul San

Interesting that I wrote all that and not only did you not understand anything, you seem to be spewing the same bullshit narrative that the feminists have, are you ok my friend? Do you need help reading? Do you wear reality bending glasses that twisted my words into something else. I'm really curious about the reality your mind perceives.

Pred 27 dňami
ThisNameIsntCreative
ThisNameIsntCreative

+Iul San Are you talking about /r/MensRights, the one where they hate women?

Pred 28 dňami
Iul San
Iul San

Yup, constantly being called racists, misogynists, sexists, predatory, fascists (yes men marching for men's rights were called fascists) considered to have ehem "white privilege" and because of that their opinion doesn't count, should I go on? Straight white men can't be around their own children on playgrounds or restaurants or any public place w/o raising suspicion of being pedophiles/kidnappers (WTF). Continue? Women can march for women rights all day long, anytime, anywhere (in the western world) but if men dare to say something about their rights they will be called all the buzz words and the leftist media will have a field day demonizing them calling them rape apologists (WTF), all they wanted was equal treatment in courts and maybe some attention the suicide rates of men which is much higher and nobody cares. And there's more: just for being white, doesn't even matter where you live and who your ancestors were you are considered an offspring of slave dealers, yes just because some white men (and a lot of black men as well) were slavers in the past white people (but mostly white men) will forever have this stigma attached. No matter how hard you worked in your life, no matter how many hardships you faced, no matter how rich or poor they are, white men will always "have it good" because of slavery. I can go on and on but I hope I got my point across. Let me know if you want more!

Pred 28 dňami
ThisNameIsntCreative
ThisNameIsntCreative

Yeah the most oppressed group is... wait a second, straight white men? What?

Pred 28 dňami
THOT SLAYER69
THOT SLAYER69

Is it uncommon to be straight because that’s how they make it sound.😂

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Abdul-haqim Juneja
Abdul-haqim Juneja

So straight he doesnt use round abouts

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The Snoot Drooped
The Snoot Drooped

*Imagine if people had to come out as straight*

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West Side is da best
West Side is da best

Look at the can of beer. There's a pyramid with an eye on it.

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Marcus Ayala
Marcus Ayala

Ball taps aint straight bro.

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No one
No one

STRAIGHT AS A DICK

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David The reality warper
David The reality warper

my rival...

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MasterMGM - Gaming
MasterMGM - Gaming

0:25 he said Google😂

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Alex
Alex

You mean normal?

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Alex
Alex

Also yeah type A alpha a lot of us exist it's not a brag just the way I think I can't help kicked in at around 18 and there was no going back See how you're already so conditioned to not believe me and hate masculinity? You immediately felt the need to attack it like I'd be offended if you didn't believe me? That's how betas think because their masculinity is so fragile and self hated they can't stand seeing it successfully in another man

Pred 28 dňami
Alex
Alex

+ThisNameIsntCreative ?

Pred 28 dňami
ThisNameIsntCreative
ThisNameIsntCreative

+Alex Oh yeah, you're a proper ALPHA MALE. You know, that study that was proved wrong by it's own creator. 9/11

Pred 28 dňami
Alex
Alex

+ThisNameIsntCreative glad to know I'm interesting Isn't this kinda fucked up though? Just exaggerating or making up stereotypes? Normalizing a hatred or prejudice for normal people? This is propaganda as someone who's lived in New York city went to theatre school and been around liberals for the majority of my life this shit isn't as funny and cool in real life people really are shitty and unaccepting of straight alpha make type men you have to be gay or at least act gay or show no masculinity ever or you will be out asted and it's because of brainwash like this that empowers people to do this they don't want men to be normal and healthy they want you socially awkward gay and have no chance at having kids or at the very least a successful relationship look into the depopulation agenda and propaganda like this will make sense

Pred 28 dňami
ThisNameIsntCreative
ThisNameIsntCreative

It's always interesting to go on these types of peoples' profiles and see their liked videos

Pred 28 dňami
Sumsum HUI [10U03M]
Sumsum HUI [10U03M]

He seems like a Moriarty to me.... I like him even less now.

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Sumsum HUI [10U03M]
Sumsum HUI [10U03M]

He seems like a Moriarty to me.... I like him even less now.

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zach craig
zach craig

Wtf was the chin up 😂

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Breno Santana
Breno Santana

OMG i'm staight nooooooooooooooooo

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Emily Negron
Emily Negron

no, he's just weird.

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Jwsns Cateye2020
Jwsns Cateye2020

This is what a good portion of the gay community do to straight people

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Yusef Joe
Yusef Joe

I finally identify myself as a straight. I wish my parents accept me.

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IceBane The_Furry
IceBane The_Furry

READ THE DESCRIPTION, IT SAYS HE EATS LIGHTERS

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Its—Me Anthony
Its—Me Anthony

Plot twist so straight, he’s gay.

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SD Sings
SD Sings

Watching this with the gayest dude ever right in front of me

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Dx23gaming 2.0
Dx23gaming 2.0

He’s to straight for the gays

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Bain Slayz
Bain Slayz

Too straight he doesn't look at porn or touch his dick cuz he too straight

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Alejandro De Miranda
Alejandro De Miranda

This was very smart comedy. This is one of the things I dislike about a lot of LGBTQ+, not their sexual orientation, who cares, but how they have to be so loud about it. Lesbians are particularly guilty of this shit. Identifying with your sexual orientation is stupid. Just act normal. Trying to find your identity through your sexual orientation is just plain sad.

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Cadam0925
Cadam0925

I love the description

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dodymadny
dodymadny

Why he look like Aaron Rodgers in the 2005 NFL draft

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Gabe :P
Gabe :P

This honestly would’ve been a thousand times funnier if at the end of the video he was asked out by one of the girls and he said “Sorry, I’m not into girls” or something like that. Still a great vid.

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Just A Random Guy
Just A Random Guy

Wait... Wiping your hands on your pants is counted as straight guy's stuff?

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SpiralChunk4546
SpiralChunk4546

He eats lighters?

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Evan Carter
Evan Carter

I see your point.....

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Jack Ferreira
Jack Ferreira

Omg, I'm the straightest gay dude....

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