The Straightest Dude Ever

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    (He eats lighters.)
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    CAST
    John - John Milhiser
    Ally Beardsley
    Grant O'Brien
    Raphael Chestang
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch
    Party Background -
    Curtis Kingsley
    Meghan Smith
    Paul Martin
    Jason Nguyen
    Chris Schuchert
    Frankie McLafferty
    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Jessica Ross
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    1st AC -Chris MacDonald
    2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard

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Hong Brian
Hong Brian

I dont understand this

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Amazing Eggnog
Amazing Eggnog

9000th comment

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David A.Arellano
David A.Arellano

This reminded of gay friends that act extremely gay or think being gay is their personality hahaha

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androssteague
androssteague

Holy god! I know people like this. They are sickening to be around. Talk to a marine and you'll know what I'm talking about.

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Gabriela Brittos
Gabriela Brittos

He’s too straight to function

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moa yandere
moa yandere

Why do I feel like the girl version of that

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Tyfene Jelstrup
Tyfene  Jelstrup

The homophobia in the comments is ridiculous...

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calicocaptive
calicocaptive

"Straight as a boomerang that doesn't function properly because it's so straight."

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Evelyn Dovale
Evelyn Dovale

He is so straight, the stickman looks crooked

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Evelyn Dovale
Evelyn Dovale

OmG🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎

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jeff jeffy
jeff jeffy

For the people that need an explenation. This is about how anoying it is to identify yourself with your sexual preference. Quote, "he's always shoving it down everyone's throat"

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11thDoctorsmatt
11thDoctorsmatt

What does he need the lighter for?

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Tacgnol
Tacgnol

Na bro he's hella gay

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NothingPosted905
NothingPosted905

For the people missing the joke: They flipped the roles on what gay people usually have to deal with. instead of gay, straight.

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3rdTime
3rdTime

I'm so straight I don't know what a turn is

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America USA
America USA

this reminds me of someone

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ironman80us
ironman80us

Wouldn't, basically, a common teenager?

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wilkin.simon
wilkin.simon

Joke here being gay men totally flaunt their gayness

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Greta M.
Greta M.

He looks like 80% of dudes in gay porn, tho.

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Taylor Kawiti
Taylor Kawiti

Greta M. That’s probably because he’s actually gay

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Ploxpled
Ploxpled

He’s so straight he’s gay

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Ambush king
Ambush king

I'm so straight i don't kiss my girlfriend because she kissed me, and by definition if i kiss her it'll be like kissing myself (nohomo)

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Goblin Butter
Goblin Butter

Dumb leftists

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Katelyn Bernard
Katelyn Bernard

Plot twist: she’s lesbian

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Remy Fagerstrom
Remy Fagerstrom

You straight guys can’t complain.

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doris the slug
doris the slug

🆑🅾️🅰️🅱️ him

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You Don't Know Me
You Don't Know Me

This guy reminds me of the guy from Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri.

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No scoping nutcase 65
No scoping nutcase 65

0:56 beer has illuminati on it

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Katz kat
Katz kat

wtf

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Meme
Meme

When was being too straight a problem

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Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne

so straight he shaves his armpits ....

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Danny Meeks
Danny Meeks

Nobody really ever thinks about this anymore, flaming gays and such. Only children and hyped up idiots (Democrat supporters) do. Christians don't really concern themselves about it either. In fact, we never really have, not at least as far as I could ever tell being raised Christian. But you know of those that did worry about this, the thing about Christians is, they will be confronted with violations of what they feel is correct, and societally they'll ostracize for a while. But in time, relatively short time in America here, they drop their less important notions such as what is masculine and feminine and instead dive into the Bible and focus on the what the Word of God specifically says rather than their previously held less important notions. This has the effect of leaving the rest of the people still focusing on their less important notions while the vast bulk of Christianity has already moved on to conforming their notions to a greater accuracy to what the Bible says. So, their complaints evolve into less who is acting like a man or woman and more into I have a right to believe my Bible when it says homosexuality is wrong. You notice that right? Christians aren't really even talking about whether a man acts like a woman or not. They're instead talking about whether a woman should be jailed because she's following her conscience before her God rather than the state, or whether a baker has the right to follow his conscience and not condone something his God calls evil. But then that's how it works in the end. Christians have been predicting this since this nation took a decided turn away from Christ. The reason they've been so accurate in their predictions thus far is because our God is God, and what He says is the truth. I'm not talking about prophets. I'm talking about normal every day American Christians from decades ago who predicted what is now happening today, and it wasn't just a few. Just about every devout Christian was concerned that what is developing today to restrict our rights would happen, and it is indeed happening. They also predict that inevitably, this Christians will suffer terrible persecution if we continue on this path, and we all see that coming as well. It's becoming more and more real as our nation progressively rejects Christ. The fact is, Christians are the only ones that can comprehend freedom, and that's why we will all lose it, not just Christians, everyone will when enough of us have rejected Christ. And it's coming. The left may think it's okay to deprive Christians of their rights, but it won't end with Christians. It will end with them all losing their rights and Christians somehow being protected while the rest suffers the full ramifications of that mentality as their leadership lords over them punishment after punishment for various silly things that are today -increasingly- progressively heard of. Well, Christians will be protected if their lack of faith and devotion to Christ isn't the reason the rest of the nation suffers, because if it is, God may punish the Christians even more because through the power of Christ, they had the power to stop the encroaching corruption if they weren't being complacent. Although, the Christian God is a God of mercy, even IF God is punishing the Christians, He is likely still protecting them from the full ramifications of their persecution while everyone persecuting them are suffering far worse. If you need an example, look at Islamic nations. As bad as terrorists are to us, we are protected from the full ramifications of their power, but the normal peaceful Muslims who tolerate and support them, nobody suffers more than they do even though they are the ones that support the terrorists through various means such as aid and comfort, keeping them hidden, and not denouncing them when they kill people.

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Danny Meeks
Danny Meeks

+Taylor Kawiti First of all, crimes against LGBTQTGSAFH are NOT increasing by any substantial margin, if they are even increasing at all. And second, if you think they are, then why do you rely on your ridiculous assumption that it is Christians doing it and not the massive numbers of Muslims Obama and your beloved Democrats imported and are importing into America doing it? You do know that God warns Christians that homosexuality is an abomination, and also tells them to love their enemies and pray for them, and tells them to talk about the salvation of Jesus Christ and tells them that through God all things are possible, etc... right? But do you know what Muhammad tells Muslims to do to homosexuals? Do you comprehend the difference here? Can you read the words in front of your eyes? Yeah, I realize that your Democrat-loyal news does its very best to keep you as stupid as humanly possible, but come on, this is a pretty obvious thing here.

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Taylor Kawiti
Taylor Kawiti

Yes, Christianity has moved on... that’s why hate crimes against the LGBT+ community are rising everyday in America. Also, this video is about straight people not gay people. You’re too focused on your bias to actually see what the videos about.

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DrummerBB
DrummerBB

Ah I get it! Normally it's the gay guy flaunting his gayness to the point where no one wants to be around him, but it's ironically switched roles

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DrummerBB
DrummerBB

+Taylor Kawiti Nope, I'm 100% right and you're just an idiot. You're not only an idiot, but you're also ignorant. How many marches and protests have been going on by gays lately? How many events and movies are being filled with a bunch of gay agenda? Tons. Heck if there isn't at least one person that isn't gay or transgender in a movie nowadays it gets criticized. Heck, they are coming out with a Batgirl show all about a lesbian Batgirl despite the fact she was never lesbian to begin with.

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Taylor Kawiti
Taylor Kawiti

DrummerBB Even if you were being sarcastic, you were still wrong. How is anyone shoving being gay down your throat?

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DrummerBB
DrummerBB

+Taylor Kawiti Ah, I see you're immune to sarcasm. Sarcasm aside, gay people shove their gayness down peoples' throats all the time

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Taylor Kawiti
Taylor Kawiti

DrummerBB ironically, you don’t get it and that’s the opposite of what this video means.

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Koernians
Koernians

2:56 if you replace 'straight' with 'gay' it'd make sense

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Timothy Shipley
Timothy Shipley

Girls are so dumb.

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ThisNameIsntCreative
ThisNameIsntCreative

Yeah they have cooties

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ice_ wallowcome
ice_ wallowcome

you got a lighter? You smoke? Nah

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Caring Pear
Caring Pear

My worst enemy.

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Dark Link Gaming on TWITCH
Dark Link Gaming on TWITCH

Why am I looking into a mirror XD

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edgy Teen Boi
edgy Teen Boi

He's the shortest , how can he be straight

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theCrazy Guy
theCrazy Guy

I so straight that even my penis gives up on me because it isn't straight when erect

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theCrazy Guy
theCrazy Guy

He is so straight that he can't nut tap a girl :D :D

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Lina M Toro •_•
Lina M Toro •_•

Mr. Shaw?!?!?! (lol)

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breedlove c Breedlove
breedlove c Breedlove

I love you guys your too funny.

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Schlucht Der Shepherd
Schlucht Der Shepherd

Funny not funny thanks for the content. Is this copyrighted?

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Geoffrey Casper
Geoffrey Casper

He's such a dick

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Madelline Ortega
Madelline Ortega

He kinda sounds gay

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Omar Zaarour
Omar Zaarour

The comments r way better than the video

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Will Of Fire
Will Of Fire

"He looks like maybe he's hurt" 😂

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George Quattrovalvole
George Quattrovalvole

True story! One day I went out with a girl and she brought her guy friend! Guess what?! I got gayblocked!

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wrlord
wrlord

So that's what these pansies think masculinity is. Sad.

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hf jf
hf jf

I'm so straight I dont watch porn

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Joseph
Joseph

I’m the straightest dude everrrr

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Mike JH
Mike JH

Never eats a banana as that would be too gay

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sunny
sunny

The actor that plays John, John Milhiser, is openly gay.

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Hector Leung
Hector Leung

He is so straight that even guys eye on him.

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Justice Skinner
Justice Skinner

this was easily one of their better written episodes, with the dried spaghetti; boomerang; and James Dean mini conversation, so good way to go CollegeHumor

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daGloiner
daGloiner

not the james deen i know he aint

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Malcolm Hughes
Malcolm Hughes

so straight when i watched 22 jump street i thought it was gay porn

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paco ramon
paco ramon

He look like the slavs that have parties near the old port

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Mayank chauhan
Mayank chauhan

0:58 have or has?

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Vortex x
Vortex x

I'm so straight that i dont like girls cause they like boys

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Fardeen Anwar
Fardeen Anwar

+Harry Loveland AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Harry Loveland
Harry Loveland

And that's gay af

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Chipinal O4LATKO
Chipinal O4LATKO

so gey

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Name
Name

need me to fix a fuse box? lmfao that was hilarious

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Dwan63
Dwan63

Dude is so straight he even drives straight across a round-about.

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ottoman Turk
ottoman Turk

just found out that im a staightest dude XD except for the pants thing :P you know all my closest friends are like that and i cant just pick but these kinds of people, ohh and we dont act that cool :P

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Vodkabob Sovietpants
Vodkabob Sovietpants

"I'm not straight,I'm curved"

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Eee Eee
Eee Eee

Too straight for world

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TheNoobKing 144
TheNoobKing 144

Is it wrong that I do this all the time except asking for a lighter?

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alexeskimo
alexeskimo

that lesbian chick’s voice is deeper than mine

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Goof Ball
Goof Ball

Damn thats me o.o Note to self, be more humble

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π means nothing
π means nothing

Half reping the chin up? 😕😬

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MatrixWarrior98
MatrixWarrior98

That pullup in the beginning looked pretty weak haha

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Dester OP
Dester OP

I don't get it.

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robot
robot

THERE’S LITERALLY A GUY NAMED JOHN AT MY SCHOOL AND HE’S JUST LIKE THIS DKKSNCKAIWN

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DESTROYER DESTRUCTION
DESTROYER DESTRUCTION

This guy 100% represents a dude in my class. Fucking 100% it's not even funny!

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Corinne Wiedemann
Corinne Wiedemann

Two dudes, chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart cause they’re not gay!

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Antoine Borel
Antoine Borel

2:56 that acting was really impressive

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Umesh Dhaked
Umesh Dhaked

why there is so many mosquito in my room ? anyone knows ?

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LilJordan
LilJordan

hes reached new heights in douchebaggetness??, i believe dudes gay, acts very gay

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Aezthetik
Aezthetik

should’ve had him go home to his boyfriend and have the boyfriend ask “hey babe, how was the party?” at the end. missed opportunity smh

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attacklegion
attacklegion

this had a dark turn...

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Chris G
Chris G

That is just racist towards straight people.

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Turtle Queen
Turtle Queen

Usually ppl like this are closeted gAy lol

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Eadaoin Long
Eadaoin Long

Anyone else getting a little bit of a gay vibe?

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Suspendius
Suspendius

This any guy from my town in Denmark. I guess Americans are very feminine.

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Emo Imo
Emo Imo

Whatever you say, retard.

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RON FUCKING SWASON
RON FUCKING SWASON

Is this a video a personal 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤?

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Diom
Diom

0:19 *(metal music)*

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Mohammed Kayed
Mohammed Kayed

i love this

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TJ Scott
TJ Scott

Can we add S for straight to the LGBT community? Not including us is discrimination. Lolol, but for real tho... put me in, Coach.

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Zanman
Zanman

So true

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JDHED1
JDHED1

I'm so straight that I don't eat P-NUT BUTTER.....for obvious reasons😉

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Sean B
Sean B

He better have some Chris Reeve and Hinderer knives in his collection, not just a bunch of Cold Steel Espadas.

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Jet Alarcon
Jet Alarcon

panasonic??

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Richard Miroslawki
Richard Miroslawki

What's wrong with being straight

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WillCo Gaming
WillCo Gaming

He's bending his elbows... HIS ARMS ARE GAY.

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DARTHASH PIE
DARTHASH PIE

I m the straight guy

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RageHorizon
RageHorizon

The guy they chose to portray the straight guy is unironically ithe naturally gayest guy I've ever seen

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George Johns
George Johns

Ive watched this like 7 time in a month lolol

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Leigh
Leigh

I was expecting him to come out as gay at the end

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p246784
p246784

I found him more as an retard than straight guy

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Bidyut Bikash Talukdar Bidyut
Bidyut Bikash Talukdar Bidyut

i m straighter than y=mx+c

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Пробел Ц
Пробел Ц

Isn’t is y=mx+b the slope is m and b is the y-intercept

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Ďalej