I’m Black, Not Poor

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    CAST
    Raphael Chestang
    Katie Marovitch
    Grant O'Brien
    Zac Oyama
    Mike Trapp
    Ally Beardsley
    Julie Birke
    Rob O'Connor
    Pat Cassels
    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Raphael Chestang
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    Camera Operator - Brody Anderson
    1st AC - John Morrissey
    2nd AC/DIT - Alejandro Echevarria
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Patrick Joyner
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Michael Schaubach
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Pat Cassels Vignette:
    Director - Sammi Cohen
    Editor - Sam Geer
    Producer - Nick Sala
    Production Coordinator - Rudy Jansen
    Intern - Helena McGill
    Site Rep - David Austin
    Director of Photography - Julia Swain
    1st AC - Carlos Lopez
    2nd AC - Kate Ketcham
    Gaffer - Mark Quintos
    Key Grip - Will Ramsey
    Swing G/E - Kelly Urban
    Art PA - Brittany Porter
    Hair - Katie Vernon
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett

Timmy Mcgregor
Timmy Mcgregor

The funny thing is that Allie and Grant were in debt at this time

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Jack Wilk
Jack Wilk

I am big nosed, not a Jew

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Rowan Bunny
Rowan Bunny

I'm jewish, not white

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Superdarkcloud666
Superdarkcloud666

I don't get it. Why would being black mean you're poor? Am I missing something?

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S8EN. exe
S8EN. exe

Who else thought the thumbnail said ‘poop’

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Vance L. Gilmore
Vance L. Gilmore

I'm sick of this shit.

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Clarisabel Gomez
Clarisabel Gomez

I'm latina, not lazy.

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Gross Out Gal
Gross Out Gal

I'm from the South not uneducated

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s_lx
s_lx

*_Um, Actually,_* he’s brown.

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Furious Bomb
Furious Bomb

I’m Asian not a black belt and smart

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chlofficial xo
chlofficial xo

Katie with that "i dont even see race"

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Kio Nedir
Kio Nedir

we are all rich.. ..rich in stamps.

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Tyler
Tyler

How liberals treat black people

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Effect
Effect

Right...

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Prattz PaNi
Prattz PaNi

I'm an Indian, not a T-Series fan

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Abigail B
Abigail B

I'm lesbian, not a tomboy.

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SSPspaz
SSPspaz

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but this is legitimately how elitist white leftists treat black people - like they need help from some beneficent white overlord in order to make something of their lives. Disgusting.

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if you roast me my profile will kill you
if you roast me my profile will kill you

He has jaundice not chinese

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Chris Beavers
Chris Beavers

I'm Hispanic, not Mexican I'm Mexican, not a Border Jumper I'm a Border Jumper not a Drug Dealer

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K M
K M

Most poor people, and the majority of people on public assistance (TANF -cash assistance and SNAP- food stamps), are white.

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Effect
Effect

And per capita?

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C. Gramby
C. Gramby

im queer not rich. I died XD

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Zé portugues
Zé portugues

thats nicest

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Mania497
Mania497

The original script for Get out!

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Skinny Bitch
Skinny Bitch

Um, what’s the difference 🤔

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ADA Home
ADA Home

I am Indian, I subscribed to Pewdiepew

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Francesco Prodi
Francesco Prodi

I'm italian, not a pasta and pizza eater... Ok I actually eat pasta every fucking day and pizza every fucking week

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Manisekhar Reddy Simhadri
Manisekhar Reddy Simhadri

I'm Indian, not...not...not.. What do you Guys Think of us

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Rambard
Rambard

The internet's of the opinion that most indians are poor and shit in the streets.

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ReconRehab Army
ReconRehab Army

Just because I’m Japanese don’t call me a weeaboo

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HunterShows
HunterShows

I'm poor, not black.

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Lina Farah
Lina Farah

Racist much.....

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nvm not trying to copy fake momos
nvm not trying to copy fake momos

I'm Russian not communist... oh wait

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Bonnie Jane
Bonnie Jane

“God bless” hahah balling

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TARDISbyCandlelight
TARDISbyCandlelight

I’d take the free pizza

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jane Yue
jane Yue

The only thing that bothers my fat ass is that they are 5 people and they ordered only 1 pizza.

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edge
edge

I’m gay, not homosexual

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Zachary Matthew James
Zachary Matthew James

The thumbnail for this video, with the timestamp in the lower corner, makes it look like it’s called “I’M BLACK NOT POOP”

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Isak Noem
Isak Noem

Im norwigean not a ... OK i am a viking

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AvocadosAtLaw
AvocadosAtLaw

IM QUEER NOT RICH!

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Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

I love all the references from previous videos

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Eddie Dark
Eddie Dark

The black guy sounds like Childish Gambino

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JSJ Entertainment
JSJ Entertainment

I'm Black and I got triggered by this,in a good way.

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shino88
shino88

Seems to me the black population in the US are actually well off!!

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AMAZER
AMAZER

Ugh white people 😥😥

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Parshan. A
Parshan. A

I’m Asian, not smart.

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kim flanagan
kim flanagan

I’m black and poor

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Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

Hahahaha oh shit hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha

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Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

What is the difference?

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Gabriel Giacomelli
Gabriel Giacomelli

Modern day liberals 😂 🙏

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Painter Mike
Painter Mike

Black conservative surrounded by white liberals

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Curtis Brashaw
Curtis Brashaw

I love that, I'm queer not rich, my new motto

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Dalton Matlow
Dalton Matlow

This is realistic because for every dollar a white person makes 69 cents.

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Feliza Aguilar
Feliza Aguilar

“I don’t even see race!”

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Obey_Slapp1e
Obey_Slapp1e

I’m Arab, Not a Bomb

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Dr .Klondike Bar
Dr .Klondike Bar

wait is grant gay as well?

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David Blaine
David Blaine

I'm not black, I'm poor

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Awesomeartistt
Awesomeartistt

"I'm _qUeEr nOt RiCh_ "

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sharon h
sharon h

This is true! I had a proff ask if I’d treat a black child differently than a white I of course said no because I wouldn’t based on race she than gave example that a lot of minorities don’t have cars or money 😳 1 that not true and f up to assume and 2, those are both based on situations not race and sad thing was she wasn’t even white !

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Amit Chakraborty
Amit Chakraborty

Grant is rich in queerness

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Captain Apex
Captain Apex

“I’m Brazilian not Hispanic.”

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Call 911pls
Call 911pls

I’m Vietnamese not the Lorax

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D1xon_Cider
D1xon_Cider

TRAP KILLED PAT

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i am
i am

white liberals.

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The Goliath
The Goliath

I'm Scottish, not a viking.

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Royal Clashers
Royal Clashers

If it were me i would be like ok..yeah im poor..can all of u guys pay for all my thing??U KNOW CAUSE IM POOR!!!

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moenirjwzz balguidjwzz
moenirjwzz balguidjwzz

first

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Incognito Dorito
Incognito Dorito

Rich in melanin

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RakiArtsFX
RakiArtsFX

i thought this was a prince ea video

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Casual WEEB
Casual WEEB

I am not black, but I am poor.

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Nancy Munson-Ellis
Nancy Munson-Ellis

Make a skit about pat coming to get revenge on trapp

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Anthony Ivanov
Anthony Ivanov

These are SANDALS! Act like you have not seen sandals before !

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John Smith
John Smith

I'm a Satanist, not a devil worshiper.

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John Smith
John Smith

I'm Italian, not a hung sex freak. I mean . . . . . . shit.

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The Eclectic Dyslexic
The Eclectic Dyslexic

Because the video length covers a part of the on thumbnail title on my tablet the title reads "I am black not poop". Was trying to figure out how they were going to tackle that one until I clicked...

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Alex Alexander
Alex Alexander

IM QUEER NOT RICH OMG THAT IS ME

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El Martinez
El Martinez

IM QUEER NOT RICH

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Ian Naumann
Ian Naumann

Yall talking bout president hoover?

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Split Shares
Split Shares

I feel basically the same except with IM WHITE NOT RICH

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william deng
william deng

should have loaded some rounds on those guys

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Hjalte Peder Marcussen
Hjalte Peder Marcussen

I read the title as: I am black not poop

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Joshua Krusiewicz
Joshua Krusiewicz

I'm Italian, not white

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Jayden Iglesias
Jayden Iglesias

I'm Cuban not a cigar

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sole
sole

Let's be honest here. Almost everyone who asks me for money (like 99.99999%) are black. yeah, not all the poor people are black but the most of the blacks are broke.

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Lord Splynter
Lord Splynter

*I'm latinoamerican not a taco lover, just because I'm latino it doesn't mean that I'm mexican!*

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FaceD0wnDagon
FaceD0wnDagon

The talk-down is a real thing, though. And the ironic thing is at a statistical level, the more race-activist you are, the more likely you are to be patronizing towards the same minorities you think you're fighting for.

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Effect
Effect

+FaceD0wnDagon Too my first statement is correct I guess.

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FaceD0wnDagon
FaceD0wnDagon

+Effect Aye. It also opens you up to jousting windmills, seeking giants where none exist. ...Which aptly leads the conversation full circle. Fancy that.

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Effect
Effect

​+FaceD0wnDagon Reading between the lines falls under the category of understanding.

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FaceD0wnDagon
FaceD0wnDagon

+Effect Reading comprehension is a valuable skill in life. We should make sure that all children not only learn how to read, but how to understand what they read. Don't you agree?

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Effect
Effect

Ahh yes the old "if you care about inequality, you're the actual racist" bit.

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M Loftin
M Loftin

The jokes were non-stop. Hilarious!

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Cody Nutkissr
Cody Nutkissr

I’m Asian that doesn’t mean I have slant eyes

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Benjamin Tornberg
Benjamin Tornberg

how is this possible

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Afeefah Haque
Afeefah Haque

This is the nice racist

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John Smith
John Smith

Racism and stereotyping are two different things.

Pred 29 dňami
Noah Terrell
Noah Terrell

“I’m queer not rich” *MEEEE*

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athenaskid
athenaskid

Katie with that “I don’t see race” reference!!

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Fallen Maple
Fallen Maple

I’m British, not racist

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Buff Tom
Buff Tom

I'm poor not black

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jokerpool yt
jokerpool yt

In the thumbnail it looks like lm black not poop

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GAVIN’S FRIEND
GAVIN’S FRIEND

I’m Iraqi, not a bomb.

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Catori
Catori

Tbh, I misread the title and was very confused, since I thought it read "I'm Black, Not Poop", and was so very, very, very confused about how they were connected??

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Enrico Basbas
Enrico Basbas

“I DON’T EVEN SEE RACE”

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Thicc Thanos
Thicc Thanos

I m Muslim, not a terrorist

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Mayank Sharma
Mayank Sharma

* I am brown and I am Poor*

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zact lee
zact lee

A poor gay guy? Thats insane.

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IDerp 20
IDerp 20

"can you lend me a hundred bucks?" "Im queer not rich"

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The stabbo Crabbo
The stabbo Crabbo

Katie yelling “I dont even see race” is an amazing refrence.

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