What the hell wild magic rules were you guys using? That sounds like none of the 3.5 wild magic rules I know of.

That happened

1. that's wild magic, that's on ya'll for allowing it. 2. that is maybe a bit too much for a 0 level spell, to cause an entire area to permanently loose all magic. 3. Terrasque? pfff... ain't no thing. Try Tiamat.

oml as soon as i saw D&D i remenseced about the time i delibrately killed my friend. I was a fire sorcerer, and he was a gunslinger. welp.

I have never played d&d before but I know some of monsters so when I heard tarrasque I thought to myself, welp... you're done

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I live your d&d story I hope you keep sharing more of your stories!

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First time playing I killed the whole party by shooting the crystal in the ceiling with a natural 1.

Apoca-sips.

Oh 3.5

I will say this.thats a pretty dope looking character

When you said you tarrasque, and 700ft dead magic zone, I thought, welp they are dead, because in 5e the only affective way to kill a tarrasque is magic spells, and spells have a 5/6 chance to disperse without doing a thing and a 1/6 chance to reflect the spell on to you and doing nothing to it... and this thing has >375 hp... INSANE! So in D&D... NEVER SUMMON A TARRASQUE!!! IN ANY VERSION!!!!

My favorite d&d moment, was when me, and 4 other friends. The dm (jaxon can be his name?) Had put us in a castle, and my friend... Kate? Was a human, wizard. But, a theif. She stole all the shiney things, and to stop her, my sister.... Bethany??? Was a druid, and had changed into a panther. So, I placed a diamond on the panther, then tied it. Kate, being drawn to the diamond, jumped on my sister and screamed "Yee-haw!!" And my sister ran, but because my sister got a 4, Kate and her ran into a wall while me and my friend sat back, shaking out head's 🙃

Guess you can say you D&Didnt

T a R a S k

Only a true legend is able to doom a universe with their karaoke skills I have infinite respect

I suppose you could say that You snatched their weave.

Your video has almost 1 million views fam

The whole party TPKed itself in THE FIRST SESSION of the campaign by summoning 3 gods that hate each other

" Everyone TPKs eventually..." Well shit...In my first campaign ever i killed everyone in the first dungeon

I can kill a tarasqe if I summon the god of death

A tarasque isn’t as heavy as the maus aka. The panzer VII. (It weights 188 tons)

When ever you say wild magic you need to go WIIIIIIIILLD

It was magical as *MUACK*

I didnot tuink that your first vid would have about 1M views

Was he a Varana or a Wukong?

Actually this is your second video get roasted

I'm a 20-year-old kid. Don't give a *quack* anyway =D

The way I see it is if you’re gonna TPK, go big or go home. Everyone has killed a whole party, but who can say they’ve killed an entire universe?

And that's why I hate wild magic charts and random crit fail charts.

I love D&D

I really want to know how the two players who missed that week reacted.

Sips, Best guy.

I'm master Oogway, so, I wouldn't worry

I loooooove this game

Only 8 videos. And you have 100k+ subs? Talk about a beloved member of YouTube

Why does Felix have a German Falg on his Shoulder?

Sees the Tarrasque "Yeah were fucked"

I came from puffin's forest to this gem. Gotta say, it's great.

Then there's the moment you realize that the sick people had to be sad they missed this session....

0:10 My computer crashed right after you said that.

I would look at my friends and go (slurred) ya had tah git the munkey drrunk did ja now.

Vanara? Don't feel bad, I had a player in one game release a templated Tarrasque (it consumed the very souls of all it ate, and had a 50 mile radius high DC terror aura) on purpose. (There was a big red button under a wall inscribed with text about the last resort and a final cleansing of the world to start over.)

My mom once played in a campaign where they eventually had to fight the tarrasque, and lemme tell you in addition to all that health and attack it's got a ton of defense and magic resistance and resistance to everything. So if you do manage to get through all that damage reduction, you're probably doing single digit damage now. That's a problem even for higher level players, even without it then regenerating some of that every turn. But there is one single way of defeating it that my mom found, and it earned her the title Tarrasque-slayer. She opened up a portal to the positive plane, which constantly heals you with absolutely pure light. but if you're already topped off, then it starts to get painfully too much, and you explode once you get a certain amount of extra hitpoints. Not even the tarrasque is exempt from this. So she ended up healing it to death.

On my first campaign, I rolled three 1’s back to back and then rolled an eleven. Needless to say, nobody ever asked me to roll again.

It was at this moment she knew...she f*cked up.

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I love this. I love it. You released Big T.

Something similar happened to me once but the DM just set the game back to when we last rested because he wanted to finish his homebrew

please make a dnd basics tutorial

I feel better knowing I was not alone in the TUK bomb. (Total universe kill) at least you didn't accidently piss off ALL the gods in the universe and have them hit the reset button on existence. Love your vids! Wanna play a campaign with you guys!

I've been wanting to play DnD for literal years. This is a great story to live vicariously through!

OMG I'm crying😂😂😂

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the moment you said universe I instantly knew wild magic was involved, only wild magic could do something that crazy. In my DnD games, we actually used the D10,000 wild magic board. Where if you roll a 10,000 you cause the nearest star to go supernova

One of the most interesting "Oops!" kind of stories

I already love This channel

This makes me feel so much better about my first DnD round a few weeks ago... xD

What about a Beholder that just dreamed about a tarasque?

I saw the outline of the Tarrasque and just swore violently oh god I’m so sorry 😂😂😂

During a campaign I was in with one of my friends and the dm kept bringing up a cobblestone wall and how weird it was, so me and my friend want to get a closer look at it the dm tells us to roll for perception and we both roll a 1. My friend ends up running face first into the wall while trying to get a closer look at the wall and loses 2 damage and I tripped while trying to help her, face planted in to the wall and lost 1 damage. It was hysterical.

My party is level 6 and we were to wake up a tarrasque the following would occur: Kosef(the idiot of a human fighter I play a second character because we don’t have enough people) would claim that he could kill it single handedly, charging into battle without a second thought because he is “the real hero here, I do all the work and kill everything for the rest of you losers”. Roland(Nerdy half elf wizard) would think it a great idea to use his teleport ability to switch places with Kosef and save him. Roland would then be within striking distance of the tarrasque and he has the lowest hp of any character I know of. Even if the tarrasque rolled all 1 s for damage Roland would be dead because he has NO constitution modifier. Then Hadarai(The Elf Druid whom I play) would shape shift into a dire wolf and try to block the tarrasque’s hits on Roland because his flaw is that he values the lives of others over his own. Kathra(dwarf barbarian) would score a single hit on the tarrasque before being killed. And Jandar(human rouge) would try to incapacitate it using Tasha’s hideous laughter before realizing that would not work and only draw attention to himself. Yeah, it wouldn’t go well. And at least there are 4 of us.

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If Wild magic is powerful enough to create a 1400ft sphere of permanent null magic at LEVEL SIX, you'd think more people would make wild mages built specifically to cast wild magic every time.

OH QUACK!

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Every pen'paper player with art skills like yours gets an instant sub from this guy, keep it up buddy!

Ahh.. The old barrel thing.. I had a group almost get wiped due to that.. 2 of us lived. One due to well, his character was damn tough.. and the other ( mine ) due to a made god call. ( We allow god calls but its only 1% chance. It does increase by 1% each time you make it though.. and the funny thing is that was the 3rd time it happened.. I kept rolling 100 for them. ) We where already fairly high level at that point.. A dragon somehow sneaked around and used its breath weapon on us while we where sleep and blown the black powder on the dwarf that the dragon went next to.. The dragon almost killed itself and the Dwarf and I managed to finish what was left of the dragon... and we brought what pieces of the party we could to go try to resurrect them.. Thankfully we had enough pieces of our cleric and the other fighter.. ( The fighter who was on watch no less.. ) Considering how long I have played D&D for I guess it might be shocking that its the only time a barrel like that has exploded in a way that almost wiped out the party but it was.

This was posted on my birthday! Wuow

You know things go south with 3 lv 6 characters...

He kinda just Looked at the drink

Wild magic kills campaigns on my first campaign one of my friends had wild magic and set everyone on fire during our first fight

The only way I could see you getting out of that is using magic and hoping to god it goes wild and hoping it does something to it.

Oof

* SLOW QUACKING CLAP * Best story i've heard in a while

It's official, I'm gonna be a wild sword mage.

Hi I just found your channel and I love it!!! But I wanted to know where the best place to start playing d&d is? I dont have any friends to play with and I dont really know all the rules.

If you are looking for a pre-existing community I can recommend the Tavern For Adventurers: https://discord.gg/CqNbbN

Roll20 is a great place to start. Download Discord so you can chat and find games easier

It's stories like these that I play D&D for. Even though getting so many people to line up their schedule is a complete pain, it's all worth it for moments like these

You should audition for Dethklok

Oof I love the concept of D&D and I would love to start playing it. Any tips for a noob like me?

It just occurred to me afte watchin this like 5 five times over the 4 months the the bar is 7 feet just about a tall person

Bless this video. Me and my friends still make inside jokes about this video.

What wild magic table is this?

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I have a Cleric with wild magic ( Yes... I know it's... It's against some "sorcerer backstory" rule shit but she's homebrew... and my dm wanted her to be like that) and she actually got thrown into jail for trying to cast a create water spell for a begger and it became snakes. So yeah. Naomuds { Na-o-ma-dus } for you all.

How can a creature have an AC of FKING 49?!

+Thezerowulf Thank you very much

3.5 my dude.

For a first video this is actually really good!

At least it wasn’t a Tarrasque with Wizard Levels

So glad I found you!!! You inspired me and a group of friends to start D&D with your story which we are all noobs!!! Me and one friend played like 1-2 campaigns with others before and the other two are fresh off the boat noobs. I am the DM for the first campaign while me friends are playing a Teifling Pirate warlock haunted by a voice in her head, A vampire shadow mage seeking vengeance for her lost lover, And a Dragonborn Gladiator seeking glory and fortune (fighter)!!! Then when my friend starts his campaign after mine I am going to be playing my Goliath Barbarian who was a chief from a lost clan in the mountains and has a bear spirit granting him guidance controlled by the DM. Thank you for playing a part in bringing something great into my life!!!!

this was such an entertaining video, I had to watch it a second time with some friends lol. I love your art style and story telling!

"The Tarrasque is the scariest thing to fight!" Have you not heard of a Iathavos? Good story though.

I just entered "Lathavos D&D" on Google, it gave 3 results. Non of which I really wanted to click on, not trusting them. 'point is, it's certainly not a well known D&D creature...

The only way to truly end a DND game, bag of holding, arrow with different bag of holding attached. Fire said arrow into other bag of holding, I stand black hole, bye bye world!!!!! :D

Oh ya by the way... Say hello to Godzilla she is going to be reading havoc in the area, for a while... You might want to raise the army's, warn the kingdom... Oh nevermind she is wandering through the palace now, the roars eccho as the fires benieth the creature spread it's progression through the town spreads more chaos but eventually the din of chaos and the roar of the fires drown out the screams...

This is a fantastic video and I have trouble imagining that this is your first one. And technically technically, this was definitely the city council's fault. Knowing that wild mages could create effects of any kind that large*, they really should have some kind of enforcement in effect to ban them from any point within a mile from any city. When a certain class is known to spontaneously nuke a city by accident with any kind of effect, the reasonable thing is to not let it into any high-population area, not to hope really badly that it doesn't happen. * Unless wild mages are a completely new phenomenon on this plane. If the character knew that this kind of effect could come up but the city leadership didn't, it's her fault. With GREAT POWER COMES GREAT... need to keep the fucking nuclear mages away from population centers!

so how do you make a wild mage

It's a class in D&D. I don't know about 3.5 edition, but it also exists in 5th edition. It's a subclass of the Sorcerer. Also, I think they changed that class a bit, because once, after checking out Dingo's video, I went and check out the table for wild magic stuff, and I don't see the permanent dead magic zone in there. So maybe it was just a 3.5 thing?

wild magic using standard charts has too many disaster options. It is not a question of IF your character is going to accidentally, but when. Very neat story and I like the animations.

HEY where can I find that chart because I want it

I once dealt with one in a dream sequence (NPC Mage was fucking with us), it was just me, and our Barbarian. We tried to do a fastball special with me to somehow go through the inside of his mouth to the top of his head (we weren't even level 10 yet). I failed my acrobatics check, and got eaten, BUT I wasn't dead so my character was climbing downward inside of it. There was a space for me to stand in its stomach, and while trying to figure out what to do the top half of our Barbarian landed on me...he died clearly. Eventually my character decided to cut the stomach lining so the acid would cause it damage from the inside...IT WORKED. So it was starting to go back into the ground, I didn't have time to climb out, but the Barbarian had a candle on him from a dungeon from awhile back. So I made a raft out of his the top half of his corpse, his armor, weapons, and my shield. I stood on them, ignited the stomach acid, and launched myself out of it. I lost the flesh off my left leg, BUT I survived. When our characters woke up from their Mage induced dream, our NPC companion won the bet she made with the Mage.